Every free thinking sexually active person has something they do to their partner and like their partner to do to them in the other room that drives them crazy. Some like to have their ears nibbled, neck kissed, boobs squeezed, nipples bitten or even ass slapped. Well, sometimes, it goes beyond the conventional neck kissing, nipples biting, ears nibbling, breast squeezing and ass slapping.
Sometimes it can get as crazy as people desiring their ass whopped. I mean real whooping with a whip or even desiring their partners to pee in their face. Gross? I know right.
If you think your sexual fantasy is weird and unheard of, wait for it. These ones will have you wondering if we are still talking about sex or some evil practice from the pit of hell.
Scatophilia
This means getting sexually aroused from faeces. Yes, faeces as in poop.
Wikipedia defines Coprophilia (same as scatophilia) as the paraphilia (fetish) involving sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces. It further states that ‘Coprophilia is a sexual fetish people feel when they come into contact with faeces. Coprophilia can be said to be liking the smell, taste, or feel of faeces in a sexual way. The feeling can be either through touching the skin or through rubbing the penis head against faeces. Enjoyment can also be made from the feeling of faeces passing through the anus.’ It’s also known as scat.
I found out about this in my secondary school days. A friend told me about it and I thought the same thing you are thinking now; impossible! I resort to google to confirm and boy, was I shocked? These people exist.
So the next time you go to do your business in the loo, don’t squeeze your face and block your nose from the horrid smell. Try to see the bright side of things, the chocolatey nature of the poop for instance.
Nasolingus
This here is arousal from sucking on one’s nose or having one’s nose sucked by another. In the process, the nasal secretions may be eaten. They take in the snot and all and the feeling they get is far from nauseating. It’s sexual. This is done as foreplay or during actual sexual intercourse.
Be careful the next time you blow your nose in public, who ‘nose’, you could be turning someone on.
Emetophilia
Thinking there’s nothing more disgusting than what you just read, wait for this. Emetophilia also called roman shower is getting sexually aroused from puking or watching your partner puke on you. That is getting sexual pleasure from food/liquids journeying from the stomach, back to the mouth and out. I know that was a weird description but c’mon I’m trying to make it as less disgusting as possible.
Wikipedia says, ‘Emetophilia is the sexual arousal from vomiting, or watching others vomit. It is sometimes referred to as a vomit fetish, and the fetish is considered a paraphilia. Some emetophiles practice the fetish by having their partner vomit from performing deep-throat oral sex. The penis pushed deep into the fellators throat can trigger their gag reflex and eventually make them vomit.’
Sometimes, this is practised in cases where one person wants to be dominated by the other or vice versa. The person who dominates throws up on the other who is submissive.
Hybristophilia
A lot of people can’t deal with a partner that lies, cheats, or even goes as far as killing or raping people. Well, for these ones, there’s no bigger turn on.
According to Wikipedia, hybristophilia ‘is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities, or crime—such as rape, murder, or armed robbery.’ Movie life becomes real life huh?
Richard Ramirez, an American serial killer, rapist, and burglar had fans writing him tons of love letters and paying him visits even in prison!
Breath play
Breath play is the derivation of sexual gratification by the restriction of a person’s oxygen. It can be done by one or one’s partner. In that case, you basically place your life in your partner’s hands. Next time a boyfriend preaches trust to you, tell him about breath play. Amen?
ThoughtCatalog says, ‘Breath play within a couple can be achieved by nose pinching, holding your breath, cover the face with a hood or plastic bag, “corseting” (pushing down on someone’s chest), choking, hanging, or “kinging” / “queening” (smothering your partner with your genitals). It’s an edge play also known as BDSM where you put your life in the hands of your partner.
Drop your sexual fantasy if you are bold enough. Mine is lying naked in a pool but instead of water, there’d be 100 dollar bills. Safe to call it dollarphilia?
